Got this e-mail frm Dian earlier.. & jus feel like posting it in.. thanx ah gerl..!hehe..
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, Mom, I'm pregnant and Eric said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and extasy we may want.
In the meantime, We'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Eric to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry, Mom, I'm 15 years old now and i know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit and you can get to know your grandchildren"..
Your daughter,
Judith
P.S : Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my latest school grades report that's in the desk drawer.
My mummy too will freak out if she receives this frm me.. *evil thots*.. maybe shld test her someday.. hahah..

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